Friday, March 27, 2009

Sticker of Shame

A local driver was put to shame today after failing the annual safety inspection on her family car. Helen, whose father is a mechanic and whose mother was recently certified to do state safety inspections in her home town, was very surprised to hear that her car had failed.

“Last year I expected the car to fail but it went very smoothly and passed with no problems,” Helen said. “Given the ease of last year I fully expected to pass once again with flying colors, but it was just not meant to be.”

Helen’s 2001 Ford Taurus reportedly failed the inspection due to a worn front passenger tire and a small tear in one of the windshield wiper blades.

“I had no idea that my tire was worn or that there was a tear in the wiper blade,” said Helen. “I paid for part of the inspection and got an estimate on new tires from the shop and was told I had two weeks to fix it all and bring it back.”

After loading her three children in the car and driving away Helen noticed a new sticker had been placed on the windshield of her car, but it wasn’t a nice completed inspection sticker, it was a rejection sticker.
“It wasn’t until I was driving down the road that I finally saw the sticker.” Helen says, “I busted up laughing. I didn’t think it was funny, necessarily, it was just so shocking to see a big black and white rejection sticker on my windshield that all I could do was laugh.”

Helen says she is now very self-conscious about driving her car because of the rejection sticker.

“The word on the sticker may be ‘REJECTION,’ but when I look at that sticker I read ‘This car really sucks!’” Helen laughs.

Monday, March 9, 2009

In Loving Memory

Long time companion and loving friend, Big Boy, departed this life Wednesday, March 4, 2009, after leading a full and happy life.

Big Boy was a high-spirited animal that loved a good wrestle with his dad and cuddling with his mom on the couch. He prowled throughout his parent’s garden with the attitude of a tiger and constantly left presents on the back step for his family.

He is survived by his family and many friends. His bright blue eyes and constant companionship is deeply missed by all those who love him.

Monday, March 2, 2009

Yard, Shmard!

Dorothy and Buzz don’t need a yard to get out and enjoy new snow; all it takes is a shaded 12 foot X 4 foot cement porch!
Dorothy and Buzz seem to see the silver lining in every cloud; their mom, Helen, only wishes she had such a great outlook on life.